R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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