rhymes with "ouble enetration"
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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