is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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