He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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