In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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