Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I bet he comes in French.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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