I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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