yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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