honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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