Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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