Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
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