I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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