Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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