whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
id be glad to
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
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I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.