I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better