I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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