I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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