well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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