You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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