so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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