At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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