you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.