sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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