uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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