so explain again why im purple
no
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
organizing the empties. That sober.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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