she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
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I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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