8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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