you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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