i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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