did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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