Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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