I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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