Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
only if we run a train.
done.
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
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Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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