My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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