where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
40s are totally the cure
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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