Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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