It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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