I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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