do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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