I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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