Is it normal to miss your booty call?
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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