so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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