Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
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So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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