Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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