whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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