can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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