Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
do herpes really smell.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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