I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
so explain again why im purple
no
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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