Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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