This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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