she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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