whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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