She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
i need some magic done to my vagina
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
