i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
There are leaves in my underwear?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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