did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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