hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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