We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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